Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Laugh.

Laugh: to express mirth, pleasure, derision, or nervousness with an audible, vocal expulsion of air from the lungs that can range from a loud burst of sound to a series of quiet chuckles and is usually accompanied by characteristic facial and bodily movements (Dictionary.com, 2014). This is what one must do when faced with a situation that is, as some would say, rather embarrassing.
Here’s the story:
Traveling to school can take a toll, as my sister discovered one early fall morning. Like any other day of commuting, the air was dry and the bus was full, holding conversation was just something done regularly. Feeling parched, she grabs her Hoops for Heart water bottle and takes a sip. The bottle, as if in slow motion slips from her grasp and lands directly on her lap leaving a vast area that, to the uninformed eye, makes it look like she had peed herself. As the bus pulls into the school, she is prepared to make a beeline for the bathroom to dry off her jeans. Standing in the washroom, drying off her pants a fellow student enters the restroom. While trying not to make direct eye contact the student slips into the first stall available. My sister remains standing, drying off her pants, only to wait and see what happens when the student exits the stall. Minutes later, she hears the toilet flush and even though she's trying to avoid any awkward encounters looks in the general direction of the stall, the student exits and makes immediate eye contact. As the girl standing in her underwear, with pants in hand under an automatic hand dryer my sister feels it’s only appropriate to say something to her fellow student.
“You think this is awkward for you, I’m the one not wearing any pants.”

Reference:
Laugh. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged. Retrueved January 14 2014, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/laugh

3 comments:

  1. Thats hilarious Did I spell hilarious right? We could fill this blog in a matter of days with awkward stories. Think about it, I was attacked by a midget (no not a little person) this was an angry midget who called me out on a mid summer day on the main street of Kingston. I have no idea why he snapped but I think maybe tequilla and the fact the Tall Ships event was in town was just a little to much to deal with that day.
    Then there is ur Gma who decided to wear a tube top to the mall in CoCo Beach Florida on a hot March break day but forgot to put her boobs in the tube part of the top and couldnt figure out why people were staring at her.
    Honestly this could be the most entertaining blog of all time there are a million of these and the scary part is they are all true. Maybe slightly embelished (is that the right word and did I spell that right)
    Your Pal Ed AKA:Pops/Dad

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  2. how about the trapping and live release of the racoon with G pa last summer that racoon had a serious attitude problem. I would mention the squirell (s) but thats still a little fresh nor am I convinced that story is over yet. Or whn I stood in line for hours to pay my respects to a stranger ha ha ba ha ha ha. "Troy, Troy,thats not Lorne" I say in a whisper with beer on my breath. ha ha ba ha ha Troy still cries laughing when I tell that story
    wait a minute maybe this is my blog I seem to be doing allot of typing.

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